clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest, via hi)

fxncky:

After learning how good it is to sleep with someone, sleeping alone will be the hardest thing you’ll ever do.

(via mydemisee)

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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(via hi)

dashdrive:

if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they can’t back down from that challenge

(Source: ajantas, via departured)

rlmjob:

pizza:

rlmjob:

I just want pizza

everyone wants a slice of me

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(via legalmexican)

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via departured)