lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

(Source: 1vm, via sexuallthrill)

crebit:

i’m in friend love with all of you

(Source: aidn, via legalmexican)

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury, via deefectiveee)

cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

(Source: jonasbruhs, via deefectiveee)